A good Christian never does anything distasteful like smoking or drinking. He because a good Christian is always a He because God is a He always votes for the most Godly candidate… which is obviously the Republican choice. He prays for his Country and his family first because that is what matters. He has the 2.5 children and a white picket fence. He plays a guitar but only for worship. His worship is neat and tidy without too much nonsense. He never curses or makes an off color statement. He defends what he has earned at all costs. His church is one of people who think just like him and wouldn’t try and think any differently. He knows that someday he will be raptured and leave this world so don’t put too much stock in this world. The Bible is his text book and all that is worth knowing comes from there. He has saved his money to be able to take care of all his and his families needs. He knows exactly where those who don’t know what he knows are going and sometimes makes and effort to save them as only he can. Nothing can persuade him or deter him from what he knows to be truth.
So why am I noting like that man why do I just want to be the guy who thinks…. The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace things, but burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue center light pop and everybody goes “AWWW!”
-Jack Kerouac:
this sounds like a person we both know.
By golly, you just effectively described me!